Season 3
Episode of Requirement: The Newlywed Game!
This week, Kev and Amanda are at the mercy of The Manager of Mischief himself- Josh “Jay Bay” Bailey and his arsenal of patron-submitted questions. Some are sweet, some are strange, some are…ahem…for grown ups. How well do Th...
Skele-Gro Rodeo: The Kevlawney Prophecy Round-Up of Books 1-3
This week your hosts are taking a stroll down memory lane that is completely metaphorical considering Kev has broken several things and can’t stroll anywhere at the moment. Nevertheless, The Wilsons soldier on with the very f...
Can We Get Alfonso Cuarón On The Phone?: Harry Potter and the Prisone…
Hope you bought your tickets to COMPLAINEYFEST 2020 because The Wilsons have opinions about the film adaption of Book 3. As usual for the movie episodes, they’re giving you their most magical moments, most muggle moments (spo...
Get That Firebolt Up To 88 (Book 3, Ch. 21-22)
Your hosts are finishing up Book 3 this week by dissecting the last two chapters of Prisoner of Azkaban , and they are talking quantum physics, Kev’s dream soundtrack for the book’s finale, and why Harry’s Patronus form is em...
What's The Time, Professor Lupin? (Book 3, Ch. 19-20)
This week, your hosts are discussing the truth about one Peter Pettigrew, and possibly divorcing over Severus Snape. Will Kev’s blood pressure ever go down after the incredibly stressful events in these 41-odd pages? What mom...
You CANNOT Call Him 'Teen Wolf' (Book 3, Ch. 18)
This week your hosts are delving into the Marauder backstory, with all of its sacrifice, tragedy, and…premeditated murder? Kev is making the case for why Remus Lupin is a lot like Kevin Hart, Amanda is worried about the possi...
Yer A Wizard, Scabbers (Book 3, Ch. 15-17)
This week’s episode is larger than the giant axe MacNair is casually carrying around a school full of children, and it’s time for the Quidditch Cup, final exams, and some good ol’ murderous intent. How many times did this sec...
Bed Shaming (Book 3, Ch. 13-14)
After a brief delay, your hosts are back to talk about Hagrid's most shining moment, Jimmy Carter, the ongoing strangeness that is the Lupin/Snape dynamic, and whether or not Harry does in fact strut . Support the show (http:...
It Puts The Potion On Its Skin (Book 3, Ch. 11-12)
IT’S PATRONUS WEEK, and it’s all Firebolts, the inner workings of Sneakoscopes, and 97 year-old dogs. What are Amanda and Kev’s patronus memories? Which moment has Amanda reliving the infamous “Dinner Party” episode of The Of...
Padlock, Mothman, F***face, and Roy (Book 3, Ch. 10)
It's time for The Marauder's Map, and your hosts solemnly swear that they are up to their usual tangential antics. From El Chapo to Hermione's Aunt Debra and everything in between, Amanda and Kev are dissecting the huge revel...
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House (Book 3, Ch. 8-9)
It’s Halloween at Hogwarts, and there are Grims afoot. This week your hosts are talking hunker downs, baby Binky bunnies, and Kev’s inability to say werewolf properly. Why is Hermione driving Amanda nuts in “Flight of the Fat...
...And Once Again Hagrid Might Get Fired (Book 3, Ch. 6-7)
The Wilsons are back to talk about the first days of classes in Harry and the Gang’s third year, where kids are seeing death omens, being slashed by Hippogriffs ( cough DESERVEDIT cough ), and facing their biggest fears. Supp...
Dis Scruffy Bastid (Book 3, Ch. 5)
A dire warning. Depression embodied. Amanda's favorite character introduced. I guess you could say a lot happens in this chapter. Which is why your hosts are talking about it for roughly 5 times as long as it takes to read. …
Crooksharks (doo doo da doo da doo) (Book 3, Ch. 1-4)
It’s TIME FOR AZKABAAAAAN! This week Amanda and Kev are going all-in and covering an ambitious four chapters to kick off the well-loved third book of the Harry Potter series. What does the escape of Sirius Black teach us abou...