Season 5

Sept. 22, 2020

THIS B*tch (Book 5, Chapters 11-12)

Classes have started, Harry is having a BAD TIME, and Amanda and Kev are ready to diss some mommas, brew some benzos in Potions class, and discuss the propping up of the patriarchy by women who talk like children. Also: th...

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Sept. 15, 2020

Harry Sees Dead People (Book 5, Chapter 10)

We’re making a new friend this week as Kev meets Luna Lovegood for the first time. What can we learn from her (incredibly blunt) truth-telling? Amanda has some thoughts. Plus: The Wilsons analyze Harry’s dreams, why The Chose...

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Sept. 8, 2020

Sullenly Sirius (Book 5, Chapter 9)

This week, it’s all Prefects and Dead Children- or visions of dead children at least. Join Kev and Amanda as they awkwardly side-step their way out of the Ministry and jump straight into Harry’s angsty thoughts. Who does Kev ...

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Sept. 1, 2020

Defund The Ministry (Book 5, Chapters 7-8)

This week, your hosts are leaving the “comfort” of Grimmauld Place and heading to the Ministry of Magic for Harry’s incredibly extra trial. Besides Madame Bones’s monocle and Dumbledore’s Flex-a-thon, The Wilsons are talking ...

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Aug. 25, 2020

Thank You For Coming To My TED Tonks (Book 5, Chapter 6)

Continuing his slow and steady pace through Book 5, Kev determined ‘The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black’ to be worthy of its own episode this week! Join your hosts as they dive into the musty old tapestry containing the...

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Aug. 18, 2020

50 Shades of Lupin (Book 5, Chapter 5)

The titular chapter yielded enough mystery, yelling, and spilled Butterbeer to inspire Kev to stop reading and your hosts to tackle their first single-chapter episode of Book 5. Oh, and they’re sleep deprived. This could get ...

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Aug. 11, 2020

Human Disaster (Book 5, Chapters 3-4)

Now that Kev knows the location of the Headquarters of The Order of The Phoenix, it’s time for some new faces, some reunions, and some good old-fashioned Percy-shaming. What’s Amanda’s major flaw? Will Kev successfully rememb...

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Aug. 4, 2020

O Captain, My Captain (Book 5, Chapters 1-2)

With a brand new and very angsty Harry, some incredibly interesting new info about Petunia, and Kev's brand-new fanfiction idea, Season 5 has begun! What character does Amanda harbor a secret love for? In what way is Harry al...

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